![]() Your genitals are the harbinger of the apocalypse, and un-Superpro-ed crotches stand to be obliterated by yours.įact: NFL Superpro is the single greatest thing to have ever happened, ever. Seriously, don’t have sex, you’ll kill your partner unless they have also thought of NFL Superpro beforehand. Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? Not anymore, because you just thought of NFL Superpro, and now your junk has mystical qualities. It’s just a bunch of links to sources for an article that doesn’t even exist, which means that I had to not only scour the internet for more research sources, but I had to go back and read every single one of his comic book appearances, and I’m not even upset about that. ![]() Do you know how batshit crazy this character is? His Marvel wiki barely even exists. Just clear out your head, because you’re about to replace everything you know with the god like levels of hype that occur when NFL Superpro does anything, such as exist. Forget everything you ever learned about being ready, as well as superheroes, sports, and the medium of comic books as we know it. I am at the peak of my creative potential. ![]() There is no physical way I will ever top this. ![]()
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